Air Date : 30th-Oct-2002 Bernie is sick of the kids tearing up the house, so he decides to make them clean up everything they've ruined. Meanwhile, Jordan's project turns out great, but Bernie doesn't know that Jordan has decided to make a few extra things. Air Date : 15th-Jan-2003 Wesley Snipes takes a genial comic spin as Wanda's easygoing boss, Duke, who invites the couple to a dinner party. She first tells Bryana that she cannot play Snow White in the school play because she is black. Jordan is upset when he puts his time into making a dung beetle project, but ends up only getting the huge pile of dung done. Air Date : 27th-Nov-2002 Don Rickles plays a neighbor who dispenses some unorthodox advice when Bernie is told he has high cholesterol. The kids really want to know what the surprise is, so they plan on going to Jordan's party.
Bernie hires a party planner and they decide to have an alien birthday party with a surprise at the end. He can't believe his mom never gave him one. Bernie and Wanda decide to let the grandparents take care of the kids and leave for several hours. She also buys a cell phone for Vanessa, that Bernie did not allow. But Bernie plows through anyway, only to suffer a ravaging illness that prompts two disturbing dreams. Air Date : 19th-Mar-2003 Bernie's sister, Benita, comes to visit, and all havoc starts.
It's Bernie who acts like a kid when Wanda teams with him in a charity golf tournament. . Air Date : 18th-Sep-2002 The Bernie Mac Show - Season : 2 It's Bernie who acts like a kid when Wanda teams with him in a charity golf tournament. Upset after seeing Rock get preferential treatment at a doctor's office, Bernie's blood boils even more when his poker buddies fall all over his fellow comic, who drops by to tell Bernie that they will be co-hosting an awards show. Jordan gets excited and as he hands out the invitations at school, finds out another boy, Billy, is having a birthday party on the same day. He decides to give Jordan a very special 10th birthday.
The kids decide to go on strike. Jordan teases one of the boys in the car, so Bernie makes Jordan set up a playdate with him. And that's the case Bernie presents to an incredulous Wanda. When they return, Bernie and Wanda tell Lloyd and Leora how they feel and decide the best thing is for the grandparents to leave. Bernie and Wanda first think the visit will be good for the kids. Air Date : 7th-May-2003 Wanda's parents, Lloyd and Leora, visit the Mac household.
The problem can be controlled through diet and exercise, but that would mean avoiding the finer things to which big Mac is accustomed. The situation comes to a head when they're booked on Leno, who's unaware of the rift between the two. Rickles suggests that stress is the real problem, and what causes stress? Everyone makes up and decide to leave parenting to Bernie and Wanda. Eventually the boy starts blackmailing Jordan to be his friend, and the boy's father won't stop bothering Bernie. Billy's dad tells all of the kids and on the day of Jordan's party, no one shows up. When the house turns into a sty, Bernie hires scabs neighborhood kids to do the work. After a priest at school misinterprets Jordan's innocent questions about religion, he warns Bernie, who sentences the boy to intensive Bible study.
Billy's dad calls Bernie to talk about this but Bryanna answers the phone. It goes over so well that Vanessa asks Bernie to compete in the school talent show, to help along her campaign. Bernie trips on pieces of it, trying to put the fire out Air Date : 26th-Feb-2003 Chris Rock and Jay Leno guest star, as Bernie takes a long-standing grudge against Rock all the way to The Tonight Show. Vanessa also asks Bernie to help her on her campaign, so Bernie appears as many characters in her video of why she should be allected. That's not cool with Bernie, who maintains that back in their early days as stand-ups, Chris once told a joke on stage that Bernie had told him just moments before. Meanwhile, Jordan is obsessed with Benita when she walks around the house in her robe.
He changes the roof, throws in some plastic people, and sets it on fire, laughing hysterically. Air Date : 11th-Dec-2002 Bernie and Jordan square off in a battle not quite of biblical proportions, but certainly of biblical content, as the youngster craftily uses the Good Book for manipulation when he believes he's being unduly punished. Bernie and Billy's dad fight b Air Date : 14th-May-2003. Air Date : 7th-May-2003 Bernie finds out Jordan has never had a birthday party. But Lloyd and Leora start to give them more then they bargained for when hey start to criticize Bernie and Wanda's parenting skills.
Upset because Jordan was getting a better party then she did, she tells Billy's dad the surprise is an alien. Air Date : 5th-Feb-2003 Bernie and Wanda attend Vanessa's parent night at her school. Since Billy's birthday theme was more interesting, the kids tell Jordan they will not be going to his party. When Vanessa finds out, she is very upset because Leora did not tell her parents that a boy kissed her. The kids go along with the plan until they realize Bernie isn't paying them extra for their labor. Back at home, Vanessa baby-sits her siblings and takes matters into her own hand when Jordan gets troublesome. Bernie calls Billy's dad to try and work something out but Billy's dad is not very cooperative.
They are shocked to find that her teacher likes her, and thinks she is not being challenged enough, so he suggests she run for class president. Air Date : 18th-Sep-2002 Bernie is delighted that the kids are in a carpool because it means he will only have to drive them to school two days a week. The delight is short-lived when the carpool becomes more complicated. . . . .
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